What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:20

So they tried
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?
share office space ...
Still no good
No way
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
No, not a chance
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes